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@capybaroness

i have a stomachache.... the honorable one on @LostBroadcasts, co-host of Get Cynical #milehighbasketball i have met two capybaras in real life

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it's awesome that the most important jewish holiday requires you to have multiple glasses of wine on an empty stomach

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Celine Song in Past Lives: What if I cheated on my husband? Oh no! The sweet little guy! It would destroy him!

Celine Song’s husband in Challengers: what if i was a CUCK who was BISEXUAL and a SNAKE

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i'm not sure what it was about Challengers that got trent and atticus to lock in after years of sleepwalking in their film work but i'm soooo glad it did. dolby speakers were RATTLING

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at one point in Challengers two characters are eating dinner and after seeing the dessert on the table the woman next to us whispered to her friend, 'Applebees.' and then later when they go outside and you see the Applebees sign on the restaurant she repeated, 'Applebees.'

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can’t get over how this quiet place prequel trailer is like “discover why the world went quiet” man i’m pretty sure it was because of the aliens

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remembering when he pretended like he was gonna retire to steal all the news coverage from the nuggets going to their first finals. wonder if he’ll try it again on saturday

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If i was a star nba player playing against the lakers i would point at Larry David after every shot i made to make it look like we had beef for fun

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