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Brian Martin

@captnbern

Teacher of impressionable youths, quizzer of the both children and drunks, co-host of Oh Boy! A Time Travel Podcast.

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They made a Ghost Dog RPG. There was a licensed tabletop roleplaying game based on the Jim Jarmusch film Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai

They made a Ghost Dog RPG. There was a licensed tabletop roleplaying game based on the Jim Jarmusch film Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai
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Walking into a classic McDonald's gave you a sense that nothing bad could happen in this space. A current McDonald's gives off the feeling that only bad things happen in this space.

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I have used many public restrooms in my life. I have spent literally zero seconds EVER thinking about the other people in the bathroom with me. These people are miserable fucks.

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Traveling for the holiday weekend? Relive one of the greatest hours of television ever with me (a LOST super fan) and Nathaniel Bowden (who knows it has something to do with an island? Maybe?). See you in another life, brotha! open.spotify.com/episode/6umvPG…

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Shoulda known social media was going to be a minefield of bad takes the day after Skeleton Crew dropped and Hunter Biden was pardoned.

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Apparently half the audience for Star Wars is people who don't understand stories, can't follow a story, don't understand that stories are designed to provoke emotions, etc.

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Wins the EC but loses the popular vote: whiny-ass bitch Loses the EC and the popular vote: whiny-ass bitch Wins both the EC and the popular vote: ...whiny-ass bitch Imagine being this privileged and pampered your whole life but still being this fucking miserable.

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Celebrate the holidays with the 12 Monkeys of Christmas! We look back on Terry Gilliam's wild-ass time travel movie and see if memory does in fact serve and that this is an all-timer or if, like Bruce Willis's character, we've been wrong all along. open.spotify.com/episode/3d6Apd…

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Our government is a nigh insurmountable pile of shit, but at least one turd has been removed. GOOD. FUCKING. RIDDANCE. newrepublic.com/post/189607/ky…

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Happy New Year to you all. If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live. Love you all, Tommy Wiseau.