The love of my life is trying to tell me about something called bitch, I’m a train

Been trying to beat the crate expectations level Sackboy for years and I’m afraid I just don’t have it 🤷‍♀️

I’m doing the apple pumpkin thing, guys. Will post a pic when it’s done

I’m going to ram my fist into your stomach and break your goddamn spine!

🤷‍♀️

I just found out StarKid did a Batman musical and this has the potential to change my life

I don’t think the people who wrote this have ever read a Batman comic in their life

I’m on a Mexican woah oh radio

My 11 year old is listening to MSI and I don’t know if I should tell him the singer is a pedophile or not. I know if I tell him not to listen to it he’s going to listen to it more

What the fuck