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JonnyMortal 🐻

@captclownmouth

Raised by Spanish wolves. Often mistaken for three toddlers in a trench coat. Also I stream on twitch.

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Not me tearing up in the parking lot outside my barber. Gonna miss them a ton moving away from st pete. Been going to them since 2015… Shoutout to Moe and Abe at Casablanca in St Pete!

Not me tearing up in the parking lot outside my barber. Gonna miss them a ton moving away from st pete.  Been going to them since 2015…

Shoutout to Moe and Abe at Casablanca in St Pete!
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My nephew mashed all his desserts together with his pumpkin pie, and looked up at me stone faced and said “I made pie pie” Move over Gordon Ramsey Happy Thanksgiving all!

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What’s the point of a password if I have to multifactor or email verify every single login? I really don’t think anyone’s hacking my Elfster Secret Santa list….

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Medical marijuana makes these festive ads for their product… what if other healthcare stuff did that? (The first one is the original)

Medical marijuana makes these festive ads for their product… what if other healthcare stuff did that? 

(The first one is the original)
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Welcome to Darry turned out to be a fantastic show - if you’re into the genre. Apparently good guy Bill Skarsgard who plays pennywise is known for reassuring/checking on the kids after some scenes 😁