
Capt. Andrew Luck
@captandrewluck
Soldier. Cardinal tactician. Colt. Simple man. (Parody account.)
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Dearest mother — We were not victorious over the Bison men, however the match wasn’t so much a battle as a minor dust-up. Essentially, neither unit won nor lost; the outcome was mostly academic. Actual battle will not take place for several weeks. We continue to prepare. — Andrew

Dearest mother — Basic training progresses, however I am not drilling yet. My baby-cow injury persists. I am confident with the proper medical treatment (and some Squirrel Oil), I shall be just fine. A group of Dog Men asked to run maneuvers with the unit. We acccepted. — Andrew

Dearest mother — The Dog Men bamboozled our unit. After days of running maneuvers together, they engaged us in a scuffle. Disappointing. ‘Twas minor and counted for nothing. As for myself, the sawbones deem that I am on the mend. I remain patient and steadfast. Sanguine. — Andrew

Dearest mother — We have heard rumblings that Bears may be headed our way. I have ordered all the rations be buried in hopes they are not lured to our camp. I am still not drilling. The sawbones feels I need more time to ensure I am battle ready for the actual campaign. — Andrew

Dearest mother — The quill has never felt more heavy. I have made the decision to holster my sidearm permanently. I shall battle no more. The decision is difficult, but, as the hogs taught me, I must be true to myself. I am coming home to care for you and the farm. — Andrew


Dearest mother — It warms my beard to write you. A dispatch arrived at my home far within the Appalachians stating I'm once again the topic of conversation inside the periodicals. Fascinating. I hope you received the basket of salted raccoon toes and lemon mouse cakes. — Andrew


Dearest mother — I hope my appearance on the magical, moving picture box filled you with joy. As you could see, my resolve has never been more robust. Squirrel oil and your peppered chipmunk feet have kept me sturdy. Life is splendid. Give the cows my best. I love you. — Andrew




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Dearest mother — I write with riveting news. I have once again — after what felt like an eternity — utilized my sidearm and tactical abilities. I know I swore to stow my sidearm after I retired — but, I am training new soldiers for battle. And it was only proper to unholster my
