We need a new house number for front of the house but I don't want to google "Big number 2's"

breakfast at tiffanys but it's other six syllable movies

It's IEE week! And I'm on it again! Doing sciency stuff this time, which is surprising considering that D I got at GCSE...

Today I have the best post #foodfarms

“Yeah, sorry, I can’t. I’ve decided to stay in this bath forever. It seems like the best thing to do.” *operates hot tap with foot for the seventh time today*

Hey gang! Gig tomorrow night Sheaf St in Leeds! Featuring @paulsilkywhite, @SaulHenry101, Matthew Fong and my horrible self! Tickets £7 here or £10 on the door! eventbrite.co.uk/e/the-usual-su…

Only a week before this! Nottingham Comedy Festival Will Sam draw a graph? Will Emma remember her stupid props? Will either of them have created a real sense of exciting jeopardy? Come and find out! 1.30pm on 12/11 at The Playwright with Late Stage Comedy - Leicester Comedy Festival '24! Tickets £5 tinyurl.com/Comedyfirm

I think this might be the best thing I’ve ever seen. The fist bump!

To everyone getting their knickers in their twist about this Roald Dahl thing, where were you in 1987 when they changed the title of The Twats?

Eep! Tomorrow! Sam Wilkinson (with our friends Late Stage Comedy - Leicester Comedy Festival '24!) and I are doing our silly thing at Leicester Comedy Festival. I'm currently swinging wildly between excitement and nausea! If you're in, near or have just heard to Leicester then you should come! bit.ly/CWLeicester

Current situation inside my head.

Continue as a Guest (both the song itself and the album by New Pornographers is absolutely gorgeous.

Maybe I’ll just stay in this bath forever. Getting out of it and doing things and making decisions and being a person all feels a bit much. I can operate the taps with my feet so I won’t get cold.

Fabulous comedy tomorrow night in Leeds! Tickets in the tweet below.

Hey #London pals! My hilarious chum Sam Wilkinson and I are bringing our daft stand up show to Camden Fringe at Rosemary Branch on 13th August. You should come! Details here: camdenfringe.com/events/the-com…

The Radio 4 panel show which Radio 4 don't want is coming to Camden Fringe at the Rosemary Branch on August 13th! Witness @DarrenElyComedy, Emma and Alex Beighton comedians face the stupidest job interview ever conceived. camdenfringe.com/events/inform-…

Camden Fringe 2023 – INTERVIEW – The Comedy Firm of Crossland & Wilkinson Emma @wilkinsonsamuel Crossland and Wilkinson Camden Fringe #interview #camdenfringe #camden #show #comedy thephoenixremix.com/2023/08/06/cam…

Look! It's Sam Wilkinson and me! We're doing a show in #London as part of the Camden Fringe (have I mentioned this before?) You should come! camdenfringe.com/events/the-com…

ONDON FRIENDS! You may have seen me post about this before and thought "Yes! I'll get tickets for that!" NOW IS THE TIME! This weekend, Sam Wilkinson and I are bringing two hilarious shows to Camden Fringe Tickets here: camdenfringe.com/events/inform-… camdenfringe.com/events/the-com…