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Captain Meh

@captainmeh

Another voice shouting into this bleak digital abyss of stupidity and dopamine addiction. I also like football. COYR’s 🟦⬜️

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calendar_today03-06-2023 14:40:48

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Dear oh dear. What a spot of bother for you, old chap. Being subjected to a confrontation with the poors in such an inconvenient manner. Thank goodness the help was on hand to cover him with a sheet so you didn’t have to make eye contact while stepping over him.

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I know what’ll reduce misery, everyone! Let’s all work until we die, doesn’t that sound wonderful? And to top it off, let’s throw in the sheer fucking bliss of not even keeping most of the money. Oh how they spoil us.

I know what’ll reduce misery, everyone!

Let’s all work until we die, doesn’t that sound wonderful? And to top it off, let’s throw in the sheer fucking bliss of not even keeping most of the money. 

Oh how they spoil us.
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Japan is not “living in 2050” they’re very much in 2024. We just aren’t because in the late 90’s our incompetent leaders decided that apologising in perpetuity while looting the treasury was more important than our standard of living.

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Misinformation? Like starting a war by lying about WMD’s? Or giving a nationwide audience to a paedophile to make false accusations against innocent people? Oh no, you mean people on the internet who point out that you’re full of shit don’t you.

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They just HAD to “fact check” Trump on the eating cats and dogs thing. Now my feed is full of people proving that there are wrong’uns killing and eating household pets and swans. I could’ve happily lived my whole life never seeing that shit. So, cheers for that, wankers.

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You’re best off being an absolute scumbag in this country now. If you work hard and play by the rules, then you count for absolutely nothing.

You’re best off being an absolute scumbag in this country now. 

If you work hard and play by the rules, then you count for absolutely nothing.