Whoever took this snap will make a couple of squidleys over night! Come on...let's have him back home #Ronaldo #CR7

Gorilla Gathering Thanks guys, always happy to help.

Introducing the Captain's rules and quotes for the day.. Live and abide by them!

The Captain's Rule no.1: If she still keeps cuddly toys in her room, get out while you still can.

The Captain's Quote: "When I'm alone, masturbation isn't bad. But I don't spend a lot of time alone." Hugh Hefner — Playboy

The Captain's Quote: “The minute that you’re not learning I believe you’re dead.” - Jack Nicholson, Actor.

Monday = monkey madness

The Captain's Rule no.2: The only man who could get away with the word ‘funky’ was James Brown. And he died in 2006.

Want a burrito bigger than you? Check out Freebird Burritos..

The Captain's Quote: "I wouldn’t call girls a hobby. It’s a pastime." Elvis Presley — Musician

Our video man got arrested last night so can't do our first shoot.. Forget about Biebs and free our video guy #FreeFrancis

The Captain's Quote: "You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans." – Ronald Reagan

The Captain's Quote: "The best advice I got from my dad? Wear a condom." Richard Branson

We digged the hat #PharrellsHat

We appreciate a fellow pop up and if you are a wine connoisseur you need to check out @agrapenightin

The Captain's Quote: "Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing." – Benjamin Franklin

Thanks Gorilla Gathering for the shout out! Must keep a stash of bananas at our future events!

Our New York event to follow swiftly after our London party in the summer #2014