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CaptainCoby

@captaincoby00

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calendar_today04-09-2021 06:11:40

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Remember that time when Pierre made a propaganda video showing how he wants his Canada to be and he used RUSSIAN fighter jets in it…… All makes sense now.

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Watch for which main stream media outlets discuss the Russian interference in the coming days. The ones who won’t cover it are 100% on Putins payroll.

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The Bloc and the Liberals are gonna team up! Yaaaaaa love to see it. Pierre is currently crying in a crack shack trailer with the freedom convoy😏😏

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Seriously, fuck Liberals. Why would anyone want to associate with a group of people that want healthcare access for all, dental for all, kids to not go hungry in schools, a climate not full of toxic gases and woman to have rights to their own bodies. Absolutely horrific people

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Dear UCP voters of Alberta, I ask you one simple question, what has Danielle Smith done for you to deserve your vote? Honestly…… what?

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“The selection of Mr. Carney as Chair of the Financial Stability Board is testament to his skills and to the strength of Canada’s financial system" Oh, by the way… This was Harper praising Carney when he selected him.

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Cue the “ Trump didn’t stand a chance because of the moderators” tweets. Face facts Maga fuck ups, Trump is an absolute fucking joke of a man. Plain and fucking simple.

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Give it a week or so and Pierre will say something about “ 9 years of Trudeau and food banks have run out of food causing immigrants to eat neighbour pets and beavers from local lakes”

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I’ve never met an NDP voter who would want to align politically with anything the CPC has ever done. So NDP voters, you still sticking with Jagmeet???

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Most schools ask parents if they can send an extra box of Kleenex to the class as they don’t get funded enough and somehow they have the surgical equipment for operations???

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The school called me today saying my daughter fell and twisted her ankle and asked for verbal verification that the receptionist at the school can give her Advil to reduce the swelling. When I arrive at the school to take her for x rays I had a son. Damn schools.

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99.9% of you will live and eventually die and wont be remembered for much more than some shitty tweets and stupid memes so become an organ donor and save a few lives on your way out. You can actually become a hero.