The perfect Sunday doesn’t exi-

ER tonight

I start every day asking myself the same 3 questions - Am I an adult? Yes Did I choose my body wash because it had a cool octopus on the bottle? No Did I get distracted by said octopus and accidentally buy and use shampoo as body wash for the past month? Yes

I’ve got a fever and the only prescription is better wages and benefits for the union editors at Saturday Night Live.

19 Mar 2023

Having a baby is actually a lot like watching Brad Pitt movies... Burn After Reading? You mean Burp After Eating? Fight Club? More like Bedtime Club! Once Upon a Time in Hollywood? How about Once Upon a Bedtime in Hollywood? Mr & Mrs Smith? Ever heard of Mr & Mrs Bedtime?

Still trying to figure out what side class of Dad I'm gonna choose. So far I've managed softball teams (Sports Dad), bought binoculars and used Merlin (Bird Dad), and last night I got really into a 90 minute YouTube documentary on the Byzantine Empire (History Dad.)

Maybe he just bought it to remind himself of the evil Clarence Thomas did propublica.org/article/claren…

They should bring Heroes back for the writers strike

It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible bit.ly/3GY0Bxt

It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible bit.ly/43GxKGO

First Father's Day, look at this child

Perfect!

The Supreme Court does not have authority to decide hypothetical cases. They just did so anyways. It’s an illegitimate power grab that cannot go unaddressed.

Brett Kavanaugh Rules Against Loan Forgiveness Plan Citing Precedent That All Debts Mysteriously Vanish bit.ly/3JzJL9l