Merry Christmas. My great uncle is 14 minutes into deciding on one scrabble turn. I am going to kill myself.

me when I finish a new script and don’t yet know why people will hate it

spent such a long time trying to explain what a situationship is to one of my in-laws I think WE are now in a situationship

Watch Duty has me feeling like I’m in a Dwayne Johnson movie, what do you mean “Firehawk 3 is incoming” and what happened to the first 2????

I will stick it out in LA forever, I love getting multiple texts that say “u evacuated diva?”

I am interested in and available to marry one of the water helicopter pilots

I know I’m already asking for help but I want to ask that if possible you send some aid to my neighbor Ed and his family. The past year they were ceaselessly kind, supportive friends and neighbors. They are good people and they did not have insurance gofundme.com/f/ed-and-his-f…

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Haven’t we been through enough

Omfg the ride I have been on - I’ve been reading Robbie Williams as Robin Williams and feeling defensive that people don’t know who he is yet also secretly confused as to why a singing monkey is involved. Only today did I piece together that I am simply illiterate. What a relief

So much Oscar nominee drama. I feel like Sadness from Inside Out gonna call The Wild Robot a bitch tomorrow or something

I want him to play young Benjamin Button in the reboot

Eating pistachios… now *that’s* ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER