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Maximum Derek

@capsteverogers

Graphic designer. WordPress developer. Richmond till we die. Team Cockroach. Every second counts.

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Me: I don’t understand why every animated movie has to be remade in live action. It’s clearly just a safe cash grab for everyone involved. Also me: OMG TOOTHLESS!!!!!

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The dirty secret is that most Americans don’t want to help other Americans. They only want to help if it includes them or someone like them.

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Okay, Kevin Burkhardt, don’t think we didn’t notice that you’ve used the word “moribund” twice on tonight’s broadcast.

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So y'all gave him $300,000,000 for a party you can't come to, then gave him $70,000,000,000 for a coin you can't spend, because a carton of eggs cost $1 more than it used to. Y'all are fucking idiots.

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Hey kids, I know this isn’t an airport, so I don’t have to announce my departure, but I think I need a bit of a detox. Especially considering the week ahead. If you *know me* know me, then you know where to find me. In the meantime, be kind & take care of one another.