It seems I am a one trick pony, in many regards.

I cannot tell the difference between a house with people in it and an unoccupied dumpster with wheels.

My loathing of women comes from my disappointment with my own mother, or mother figures I suppose. I make up for it by wreaking as much havoc on others as she did, becoming that which I resent. Alas, not in prison yet--Nor therapy, it seems.

I have no critical thinking skills, and it's for the best because otherwise I'd be incapable of picking so many cherries.

I'd be the insufferable kind of old fart who goes on about the glory days like an overplayed Bryan Adams song. But my ire comes from the knowledge that I never had any such time in my life. Only envy and shame.

Back from a long nap, during which I realized that I need to more thoroughly bury the pedophelia regularly committed by the protestant churches I attend and leaders I follow, lest the trail's scent get too strong.

Stolen valor. I go on about this relentlessly because I hold the military very close to my heart. Which is why I elected a draft dodger who called POWs failures and losers.

Fighting with facts here -- the fact of "actually...". Now that we're getting rid of books and general accountability, we don't really need citations anymore!

Woke again from another night terror, or my CPAP machine was malfunctioning. Not sure if it's the low oxygen or what, but I feel like my morals are just... somehow gone now? Liberating!

Dear diary: I am obsessed with SenBlumenthal. Notice me, daddy Blumenthal! (Really any daddy will do!)

I am so close to getting it. What "it" is is to be determined.

Yay! Crimes by our government committed in international waters! I'm super mad about "illegals" because they're breaking the law by simply existing, but this (and my occasional drunk driving) gets a pass!

Woo my --what the kids these days would call "abject racism" -- has gotten so much worse over the last year. Yeehaw!

Please Pete Hegseth -- send the caprock patriot right into the frontlines so he can live out his fantasy of killing a brown person with zero repercussions.

I have zero sense of irony.

I'm making such strides. I was incapable of understanding this when I lost my job in Missoula but here I am! Growth! (I should see a doctor about that)

I lost sleep over this tweet, diary--- I used two words :'(

Little did I know that months later, I would justify the president calling for the execution of sitting Democrats with an "Okay so what!". Oh, how fickle the heart!

As a DUI lover with high cholesterol, I know this to be true! Fight me!

This just in from PRESIDENT TRUMP! If you believe that ICE is good and tackling the DOMESTIC TERRORISTS in our country, drink ONE CUP of Clorox and 2 doses of IVERMECTIN asap to solidify your patriotism to PRESIDENT TRUMP! This is a matter of urgent concern!