“You need me to set something on fire, or?”

“Oh—“

“I have two best friends: Edie and Marlowe.”

evil bestie :-)

“I’m bored, who can I turn evil?”

“I have no idea who you are, but this whole look makes me feel like we’ll get along.”

*.

Throws up a peace sign.

“It’s exhausting being the only handsome mutant.”

*. TW: blood.

Bold you to assume it’s his blood.

“No, compliment me.”

Pyro flashed a menacing grin, “Hi, Scary-Lady.”

“Wanda,” Pyro repeated, he was particularly forward and most commonly considered sociopathic, “I hear you’re pretty deadly.”

“Well—“ The brunette rolled his shoulders back, his right hand raised to rub at the fresh blood in the side of his neck, “I was rescuing a whole group of puppies and... orphans. So, obviously I’m the hero in this situation.”

Squint. “It’s what I deserve.”

⠀ ’ Look at me writing a dumb ⠀ ⠀⠀ formatted intro tweet. ‘ * DEADPOOL . ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Marvel’s X-Men. ﹝ ♥ ﹞𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖 𝙂𝙄𝙁 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙧. ﹝ ↺ ﹞ 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙙.

“K word all men.”

“I’m kidding, I’m kidding.” Lights a fire. “Unless—“

“Bestie.”