from 1990 to 2006, 17 players won the Ballon D'ors and not a SINGLE one of them was a Champions League WINNER Real Madrid PR has completely brainwashed everyone into thinking it's a UCl-based award

I hate it when I plan a conversation in my head and the person does not follow the script

Ronaldo’s facing a nigga that got baptized by Messi tomorrow. This sport isn’t real

Armed rōbbers: "We will spare you if you can show us 5 Pictures of you and your dad" Me:

Word of advice

Becoming important in your family is even worse 😭😭

Inside Ronaldo 938 career goals, 900 na Tap in.

"Is it not you, you are smart, you will pass now"

Verydarkman offer 2 million for anybody that can provide an imam in Nigeria with a private jet 🛩️

Oh, hey…

Me: Puts 5GB Data My Phone:

You disrespect yourself when you rekindle a relationship that humiliated you.

My no contact is serious. You will never hear from me again

what a woman don’t know, she'll find out in a dream.

“We should do this again sometime” No be you dem debit na

OS wey dey cover body no go see customers.

"My oga no dey make I barb you?" Me:

Chop wire Dance with wire