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Canwen

@canwenxu

no thoughts, only vibes // writer

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calendar_today03-08-2009 01:17:13

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It’s only been a week since my bro got into Columbia and he’s already giving advice to other Asian kids on how to get into college 🤦‍♀️

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Nothing to make you feel old like seeing the actress who played Janice Ian in Mean Girls now playing a 40-year-old stay-at-home mom in Jersey

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So far I’ve gotten Hulu ads today for a 1) dating app for single parents 2) dating app for seniors 3) dating app for Christians

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Eduardo: is finally able to make it down the bunny hill without falling Eduardo 4 hours later: I want to buy all the best ski gear on the market

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Work hard for 12 years in school, work hard for 4 years in college, so that maybe when you’re 25 years old you can have an in-unit washer dryer

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I'm thrilled that BORING ASIAN FEMALE by Canwen will be published by Angela Kim at Berkley Publishing after a very exciting pre-empt. It will also be published by Janice Zawerbny at HarperCollinsCa. UK rights available, I will be submitting widely ahead of FBF! Madeleine Milburn Agency 🌸🔪

I'm thrilled that BORING ASIAN FEMALE by <a href="/canwenxu/">Canwen</a> will be published by <a href="/angelakim_/">Angela Kim</a> at <a href="/BerkleyPub/">Berkley Publishing</a> after a very exciting pre-empt. It will also be published by Janice Zawerbny at <a href="/HarperCollinsCa/">HarperCollinsCa</a>. UK rights available, I will be submitting widely ahead of FBF! <a href="/MMLitAgency/">Madeleine Milburn Agency</a>  🌸🔪
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So excited for this! I’ve been looking to acquire suspense for years (see pinned tweet) and this truly has everything—it’s subversive and witty and darkly humorous. Canwen is a force and I can’t wait for everyone to read about her unhinged characters 🤩😂