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This is such a rich text. If it were fiction id say her hair twist is some of the best character body work ive seen in years

The ruling class is filled with drug addled psychopaths who need medication and monitoring, not more power.

On this day in 1815, Marshal Michel Ney is executed for treason by the restored Bourbon monarchy following Napoleon's defeat at Waterloo six months earlier. Refusing a blindfold he famously taunts the firing squad: “Come and see how a Marshal of France meets his death!”

I honestly cannot support this a bad play feels in the moment like it takes years off your life

FUENTES: “Trump is more unpopular than ever. Total disaster. Rather than keep his promises, this administration has only enriched itself. Criminal levels of corruption. They’re looting D.C. Every person in this cabinet is a complete disaster.”

this guy has pulled off this move like 7 times now, pays some model to do a photoshoot with him, calls her his girlfriend, then he has her go "i didnt approve him saying im his girlfriend" and he gets another 5 million impressions. its performance art, honestly. i love it.

In my Free Press essay that ran yesterday, about staying married, I referred to the Bird Theory on TikTok. Here’s an example. It’s actually so cute. They should show these to young couples.

is Pete Hegseth under the impression that he is physically intimidating

One thing I’ve noticed is people will learn about *actual* ancient divination practices and say “oh that’s all it is? Seems harmless—I do stuff like that all the time!”

Freudian slip from Tom Cotton: "I think President Bush has every power under the Constitution to strike boats in international waters"

I have learned from posting to reddit that people do not understand what themes are. Some don't understand how Groundhog Day could have Christmas themes (an entirely different holiday!) Others don't understand how The Nightmare Before Christmas could not (it's about Christmas!)

“Performative cruelty” is the perfect phrase to characterize the Trump admin & the mood of the MAGA movement. In order to compensate for his compromises and failures, Trump has to fall back on mean-spiritedness to appeal to the basest instincts of its followers. It’s really sad

i was recently unemployed for months until i randomly decided to remove my bachelor’s degree from my resume. almost immediately, i got like three job offers. does anyone have an explanation for this?

Yeah ngl he’s a little too self aware for a rightoid

the entire argument from the right on immigration for years has been “if you do the right thing and play by the rules you’ll be fine, we’re just targeting the people who cheated” and now they’re going after people who are literally about to become citizens

What people really want is for a single streaming service to have every movie and tv show in existence, and they want it to be priced competitively.

🚨BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene has NO MORE fucks to give! She just said Republican House members have MADE FUN of Trump behind his back then they “kissed his ass” while putting on a MAGA hat for the first time to curry favor. Every single House Republican should be ashamed.

Almost every woman you know has been groped at some point in her life. The first time I was groped I was 16, another time I was groped at an adidas store by an EMPLOYEE. These are sadly standard stories for women.

Millennials averaging 4.0 Recessions Per Lifetime is an insane statline

Milo Yiannopoulos responds to Benny Johnson’s threat of litigation. People have been talking publicly on social media about Benny’s sexual orientation for years — since 2017 — and it’s discussed openly within GOP circles too. Former colleagues of his from BuzzFeed have shared