I’ve met two of the best people in my life thanks to my current job 💜

Dear adult things: please stop stealing my money, I want to buy fun amusing things 😭 tires aren’t fun or amusing

Being disabled makes it hard to prioritize happiness over survival.

lil black tea - wow that’s right on the money for anyone who knows me 😂😂😂

I hate buying tires, bought one, buying the other next check, not ideal but I need to function 😭

He was doing lines, while crossing all of mine 🎶

“Thoughts and prayers” is the laziest thing you can say to someone who needs help.

Lululemon convinced me to try them finally. Free membership that includes hemming so my leggings would actually be correct lengths?? That’s amazing

Bear 🐻

Handing over my paycheck to the tire place 😭😭😭

Hey lululemon, do all stores have free hemming? My legs are two different lengths thanks to polio & this would 100% convince me to pay for lululemon

Me: there’s no tortillas right?

Bryce: there’s none in the house

Me: 🙄 I’m aware they still exist at the store 😂

The chances of being injured by a bear are approximately 1 in 2.1 million, according to the National Park Service. You are more likely to be killed by a bee than a bear, and way more likely to be killed by another human than by either bear or bee. And when bear encounters do…

Whatever I want - get stoned, make dinner, hang out with the cats, binge shows, watch movies, decorate

Not me jamming to Shape of You as the neurosurgeon walks up to the desk 😂

Accurate. You shouldn’t have to brag about your skills

The lies I’m regularly told: your call is important to us

keep seeing tiktoks about hanging eucalyptus in showers and i want this to be a friendly reminder that eucalyptus (and the oils that come out of it!!) is incredibly toxic to cats!!!

Lmao who even are you?