The Old Televestament

#trumpnft Got my hands on an *unreleased* Trump Trading Card, and in the true spirit of the holiday season I feel like I must make it available to all who want it— free of charge. “Midnight” •sharpie on toilet paper roll (2020)

#TrumpTraitorCards “Midnight” •sharpie on toilet paper roll (2020)

Should Elon Musk get on his fancy rocket and go to Mars by himself #MuskMeltdown

Andrew Tate is a lonely, insecure little boy’s idea of what a “man” ought to be— and it is laughable but for the fact that many lonely, insecure boys have latched onto the facile charade of his projected self-image in trying to escape their hurting hearts. He’s a Numpty, lads.♥️

12 hours ago, my shit was food

Jesbo? No, Rambus…

Hey weirdos! An #indie #shortfilm I acted in has been released. It was beautifully captured, and the story we told has been interpreted quite differently by those who’ve seen it, which I love— we tried to leave a lot under the surface. Watch & Share? ♥️ beyondtheshort.com/short-film/jim…

my gums bleed in my sleep

next time around i’m asking for good mental health

I wanna see Jemaine overdub Flavor Flav MCing this

“Better drowned than duffers, if not duffers won’t drown.”

Hey I think you fellows just might know this one. Happy anniversary. ♥️🎆🌌🎶♾️ Wil Wheaton Jerry O'Connell Corey Feldman Richard Dreyfuss Kiefer Sutherland @robreiner #StandByMe #BenEKing #coversong

Says the biggest provincial emergency of them all. #DougFordIsCorrupt #DougFordResign

OG Chris Boucher … and then there was one. ♥️🎆🌌🎶♾️

“AMERICAN CARNAGE” •sharpie on toilet paper roll (2020) #NoKingsDay #NoKingsProtest

“MIDNIGHT” •sharpie on toilet paper roll (2020) #DoomsdayClock #WWIII

“American Carnage” • sharpie on toilet paper roll (2020)