Thanks I hate it (and what is that nonsense in the upper right? Like NO reason for it)

if (Elon block = false) { show musk tweets); } else if (Elon block = true) { show musk tweets); } else { show musk tweets); }

My kids have never worked in a restaurant and it shows

Any smart entrepreneurs recruiting artists into 'guilds' or unions that agree to have their at used to train AIs on and control and monetize the outputs?

The 5 year old keeps referring to Mardi Gras as "Murder Gree" and now I'm kinda scared for Tuesday

I tell the guy at Home Depot and Costco that I already have solar, but I can tell he knows I'm lying.

Given the character and kind of person Halli is, I'm thinking it's unlikely that he sues Twitter into the stone ages. Would be lovely to see, though.

Will never forgive Twitter for ruining itself and ensuring indictment day was no fun for anybody

I'm all mixed up: I ordered a flat white at the paint store and a swiss coffee at the coffee shop.

If only there was some mutual solution to both these companies' troubles. I would totally work two days a week out of an old Hot Topic.

Padres in their 1st Wildcard series game on Oct 3:

Hey there white guy in your late 40s... You will inexplicably become obsessed with one of these artists. Enjoy your journey!

This guy fuckin rocked

Lots to be excited about, but top of list is what Ella's fit is going to be at the inauguration.

Excited that the work on the refurbished Balboa Park Botanical Building is almost done! The building is so iconic to SD 🌺🌸🌼 #balboaparkbotanicalgarden

More like Pawsitive for Hep C, amirite?

With the kids back in school, the case of the freezer cookie thief is going to be a lot easier for my wife to solve...

Soto is going to keep chasing the big $$ and sign with a different team each year. Don't see him putting down roots anywhere long term, and don't see him being a HOF player.

#Padres City Connect 2026 Concept Is it time to bring back the blue & orange?