My job got us tickets to the pop tart bowl. We’re sitting in the fucking toaster

At least 4 times a day my phone is like “hey remember your ex gf” and makes me look at pictures I didn’t even know I still had

open.spotify.com/track/52do0UW8…

2 semesters left

I am going to drop 5 billion songs next year

I love my friends but I’ll open that reel whenever I get to it

Oxford, Mississippi is just a portal to hell

bro fell asleep first at the sleepover let's sew his belly button closed with a peanut m&m inside

I went to stupid useless idiot town the other day and all the townspeople were singing He’s a Jolly Good Fellow about my coworkers

Why can’t I release 15 half done songs and call it an album

throw that little jit in the moat

Historic. #ThePowerhouse