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#Manutd protecting the realm of football against #spurs #UELfinal #EuropaLeagueFinal - sort it out can’t let #Tottenham win.

A tasty wind up sent by a friend. Unreal deckchair that to be fair. I’d prefer it the same stripe thickness as the 1997 auto windscreen away shirt. #carlisleunited

Can assure you. WE AINT going past the last 16; quarters at a push. We are running out of time to get something out of a good crop of players. Southgate shackled the players & here is Tuchel taking the wrong players (injuries aside) and wasting time to get it right talkSPORT

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I’m gutted that I won’t be buying kits this year. I bought last years becoming a dad and wanting to kit the fam out but that was the only reason. This years is another poo one for me.. and the rumoured away kit is like forest green sort of kit; vegan and minty. #cufc

31 years ago today, the Episode 232 of Dragon Ball Z premiered!

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Imagine paying for time with a Disney Princess and they provide one with a mustache.

Linney is the first Carlisle player in a very long time to be so so good, Michael bridges level of quality. Danny Graham / Karl Hawley. This is what we gotta build around and we can deffo surge. #cufc #carlisleunited

How to pronounce the names of our players correctly 🗣️😉

Help me out Carlisle United twitter. Looking to buy this jersey. Mens Large. Any RT’s welcome. Jon Colman cufcstuff Chris or other mentions to spread the search!

Greggs bacon rolls have really went downhill, is it the new standard to make them over cooked most times now? Bacon is solid, chewy and a total jaw workout. Or do the staff just think aye just sell it? Greggs I’d lob it if I wasn’t starving

Just sorta feels like the club took this piss yday. That stupid tweet showing the jersey travel to York.. pointless and really just wound up the fans IMO. Then last nights performance infront of 1.5k loyal supporters on a Tuesday night; witnessing that. #cufc

So who we signing from this division next Carlisle? 🙄😅

Imagine looking back at your baby photos and seeing this 😂 (🎥 Ed Mulholland)

Robbie savage on talkSPORT slagging off / slandering Carlisle fans cause he dished out shit and didn’t like it back. Phone lines should be fun #carlisleunited

When you have Robbie Savage coming on national radio slandering Carlisle fans cause he’s gave it big licks to the worlds best stand (the paddock) then got it back and booed. Thankfully Gabby Agbonlahor this morning on TalkSPORT backed the fans and called him out for being a minge

Get your wife pregnant in February. Paternity leave in November. Thank me later.

I was in Poland for a few days. Takeaways: -98% white -Polish flags everywhere -Peaceful, social harmony -Christian symbols -nuclear families -everyone dressing well -no LGBTs, no public degeneracy -the minority blacks behave -walking alone at night is safe Be like Poland 🇵🇱