Just want an easy life with a sweet one

I should message her

If my son gets bullied at school for having a Milf, I will simply allow it. I have won at life at that point.

Dating a 10/10 is actually not good for the heart. How can this babe send me a selfie and I start hyperventilating pon roadside. This old man asked me if he should call an ambulance. I showed him the selfie, now the ambulance is carrying both of us.

Hope all blondes have a lovely day

Fellas, if I ever even attempt to speak to a female again, please volley my head clean off my shoulders

Holy shit…wait for it 😂😂😂

Is it jeans or trackies one for the war u reckon ?

Imagine having bollocks this big. Certified alpha

Today i’m 29. Here’s 29 things that put me in the best shape i’ve ever been in, both mentally and physically. >

Insane

Best thing we ever did was give the French Snapchat 🤣

It’s a true mindfuck when you awaken to your authentic self and realize that the energy you’ve been searching for was always inside of you just…waiting for you.

The way white British people cuss people out on this app is so funny😭😭

Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It's called being a man.