PSA is biblical. Open Theism is heterodox. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

God works all things for good.

Creatures being concerned about vindicating God are like an onion being concerned about the safety of the sun.

Not the Papists still thinking that every Protestant is an Anabaptist.

You do not need to provide an exhaustive exegetical and theological justification, for a change in conviction, to strangers on the internet.

Some online Baptists don't make me want to be Baptist. Some IRL Baptists make me wish my convictions let me be a Baptist.

Baptism is a means of salvation.

Fleeing from church discipline and refusing to repent is the least masculine sin ever.

Baptists: What's your best argument for credobaptism?

Non-Baptists: What's your best argument for infant baptism?

My Baptist church is more presbyterian than most Prebyterian churches.

This is a dumb take, and it's not really true. My frustration with the state of the church is real, though.

It's only when we realise the futility of our state that we recognise the need for a redeemer.

A request for the Saints of X: Please dump your best Theology/Bible/Church History memes below. ⬇️ Preferably, ones that contain images of historical people. I have need.

Fun fact: You can make anything sound good by putting the word "biblical" in front of it.