The Siamese twin growing out of my neck cheering me on as I body some 2/10 ass

How real preworkout abusers look at the alt bitch with shaved green hair that says she’s tripping off 2 Red Bulls and a monster

Type shi u have to do to make a girl nut in 2025

When are we gonna get a “skip ad” button on wireless headphones

Bro dogs piss me off so much like They are the “biking” community of pets

Five nights at Freddie’s 6 is the best one

How the ppl at the bar I work at prolly see a sober me deadpan their joke/story

AI is fun and I like it Sry liberal

Lowkey rly feel I missed out not being apart of one of those classroom moments where a kid w mental issues threw a chair

Why do dudes get so upset when celebs or influencers do on/off makeup things & they look worse? …LIKE OBVIOUSLY you’d rather have uglier people walking around? Rly? If u were even to date any of these women anyways (u couldn’t) you’d see em without it majority of the time so?

ITS IN MY WILL YOU HAVE TO YOU HAVE TO FLOSS AT MY FUNERAL WHEN I DIE !!!!!!!!

So apparently you can’t request a “happy ending” at the dentist 🤷‍♂️

Just some Latinos chilling

Guy at work new had his girth measurements on standby.. like no protractor or nothin

I yearn to return to my homeland… Miss u Wasia ❤️

Lowkey Ik “the multiverse” is played out rn but I’d love that shit in my ads Like imagine Flo and Jake from State Farm in the same ad Like bro pls just make the first 5 seconds before I skip or the Hulu shit entertaining

Trick to never fucking up a dap: keep your eye on the ball

Why is it always fucking Walgreens where grown fucking adults forget how to use their credit cards

Disgruntled. If you died I’d be disgruntled.