The reason you can tell this is fake and ai is because a city would never under any circumstances fill a pothole

Typeshit

If your A level results are disappointing, don’t worry. I got a C and two Us and here I am today, installing lights for a helicopter landing pad in my garden.

83 year old regular at the bar fell over on Tuesday, got him on a chair, he passed out & was snoring, then had no pulse, shit & pissed himself, ambulance came and took him away, didn't show up Wednesday, Thursday and he came in and had his regular 4 beers, salute to a real one

Went to get a Covid test and a giant broccoli man walked by the door

Unlike your ex , Football is finally back today 🥹

Okay I have to be honest, seeing it from this angle I kind of understand how he got launched

the chinese are beating us in the autism race

Dear Comedies, We miss you.

me at 1am:

Sorry I would love to but I just made a bunch of rules for myself and I’m actually not allowed to do that

no matter how big your playlist is that cranberries song is gonna play

Do you mind if my 4 kids just absolutely destroy the store while I say nothing for 15 minutes

Like moths to a flame

You’re telling me her husband hanged himself and she went on a podcast called GOOD HANG to talk about it?

getting h0rny from making someone else h0rny is so much more fun

Make him rot in the reserves the fucking rat

we all thought of the same person.

She’s talking about our wedding btw.