Did you hear about the bodybuilding priests? They’ve got great muscle mass.#fricomedy

What do trees do in September? Turn over to a new leaf. #fricomedy

Honestly, I don't mind leg day at the gym It's just the two days after that I can't stand. #fricomedy

What’s it called when you refuse to do core workouts? Ab-stinence. #fricomedy

Why do birds fly south in September? Because it is faster than walking. #fricomedy

Why did the lions get up and leave in September? Because pride goes before a fall. #fricomedy

Why didn’t the T-Rex workout today? He was dinosaur. #fricomedy

Did you hear about the weightlifting vegetable? He was a muscle sprout. #fricomedy

What did September say when June said it was the last day of the month? Don’t July to me. #fricomedy

Why did the physics professor break up with the biology professor? There was no chemistry. #fricomedy

The music professor was always conducting himself with class. He was very “note-worthy”. #fricomedy

John: "My dad cuts people in half." Teacher: You mean he's a magician? John:I don't know. Teacher: A surgeon? I don't know." repeated Johnny. Teacher; Then why do you think he cuts people in half? "Because I have two half brothers and three half sisters." #fricomedy

Why couldn't the personal trainer get evicted? Because he was squatting. #fricomedy

Why did the fish stop lifting weights? He pulled a mussel. #fricomedy

Which cereal puts in the most time at the gym? Shredded Wheat. #fricomedy

What do you call Elon Musk when he’s been to the gym a lot? Muskular #fricomedy

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What do you call it when a short person waves to you? A: A microwave #fricomedy

What exercise do hairdressers do in the gym? Curls. #fricomedy

I bid you goodnight wiv this one The only exercise I have done this month… is running out of money. #fricomedy