Xbox/Microsoft have spent two generations alienating their player base to the point of near-irrelevance whilst mugs like me have backed them to return to 360 form. It’s just not the same company. Squeezing people year on year to play their bang average offerings. Piss off.

CANCELLING. SUBSCRIPTION.

MANIFESTING RUDKIN NEXT

Halo on PlayStation, what have we become? I’ll probably still buy it just to have it physical but I don’t condone it. Shameful from all involved, myself included.

The perfect tattoo doesn’t ex-

Not even if Leicester were a Sunday League club and without a manager

Might crash out if Expedition 33 doesn’t sweep

Even now, pure panic washes over me when I’m being chased down by any character you’d even lightly consider horror-adjacent in a game and I attribute it entirely to frantically trying to beat this a quarter-century ago. Ended up playing it on mute because I simply couldn’t cope.

Normal people: Sacrifice your own income to ease the burden on the state when (if, lol) you retire Labour: I DON’T THINK SO PAL, WE NEED *EVEN MORE* OF YOUR MONEY TO PAY FOR THE EXISTING BURDENS ON THE STATE

Aitch dresses like I would have dressed when I was 7 and I respect that #ImACeleb

Jambos ❤️