Good morning to everyone except Jake Gyllenhaal… actually where is he I just wanna talk

I’m buying harry styles a wireless microphone for Christmas.

tomorrow. 8pm est. twitch.tv/jschlatt

Last night was a movie

Imagine being to short to reach any of the Easter eggs hidden in the math and science building… couldn’t be me 😅

Tom Fitton Thomas, not even your first talking point is correct. Water is not wet, what water touches is wet. I'm confident I have a lot more experience in making things wet than you do.

You are a Liar, Aktressss, GO THE FUK OUT. Best line of 2022 #LoveIsland

If I had a dollar every time the announcers mentioned Monku broken/dislocated finger, I’d be fucking rich.

Today I am Moroccan

Like Charles Leclerc

I LIKED IT WHEN HARRY STYLES WORE A DRESS.

24 years ago today, The Hex Girls made their debut in ‘Scooby-Doo!’

AYO ANDY… PAUSE BRO

Driver arrival pictures, but make it #TSTTPD

FP1 CLASSIFICATION First practice finished like this 👇 #F1 #MonacoGP

…Ready for it? SIMONE BILES’ FLOOR ROUTINE 🤩 #USAGTrials24 x.com/NBCOlympics/st…

This is everything.

Finally found the dang password to this thing. Sorry y’all. What’d I miss?