just caught my boyfriend zooming in on this and his excuse was ‘wanted to see what books they were reading’ cba

Was just in Tesco and grabbed the last two loaves of bread. The old woman behind me saw there was none left and had a very sad look on her face. She looked weak and feeble so I went over to her trolley and took her milk and eggs. Sorry Maureen but this is survival of the fittest

disgusting scenes in ASDA Havant today when it should have been a time for the elderly and nhs staff, please retweet to name and shame 😡😡😡

While Prince Charles tested positive to #Covid19, Prince Andrew prefers Covid 15 or 16.

I think the government needs to step in to support the struggling burglary industry. With people at home all the time, decent, hard working burglars are facing unprecedented difficulties and without intervention we could see people turning their back on burglary as a career.

When you’re just trying to mind your own business at the bus stop... #MattHancock

If I mysteriously disappear, this will be why

*какая-то шутка про металгир*

Filling my PC with Beans and Hiring a Repairman to Fix it

Talc the olde nutsack lads it’s gunna be a long hot summers night

Regularly take MDMA* *my darling mother's advice.

Who cares if Simon Cowell broke his bag? How’s that news?

NOOOOO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!! 🤯

Appletiser is a TOP TIER drink

good morning