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Ruben Amorim has gone from 25/1 to 6/1 in the Sack Race with Ladbrokes during this first-half against Grimsby.

Things rarely work out for dogmatic people. Change the formation. Change the goalkeeper. Otherwise even the moderates will be demanding a change in your employment status.

Still, two games unbeaten.

Manchester United have had at least one ungrateful dickhead in their matchday squad dating back to 30 October 1937.

Pappadum wrists. Brass neck.

A centre-back sub when 2-0 down is one thing, but leaving on Luke Shaw if you’re going to do it? Everything points to the lad Ruben being out of his depth.

I’d have saved that.

Dereliction of duty from all involved if that lad is still the manager by the end of the weekend.

Me at 4am watching Uzbekistan v Cape Verde

Frustrating, but in the same scenario after Richarlison’s goal, we 100% lose that match 3-1 last season. Onwards and upwards.

You’d be fewmin’ if you were an actually groovy person from Vancouver. Surely Bryan bleeding Adams isn’t the best the gaff has to offer.

Whatever happened to respecting the culture of the host nation? theguardian.com/football/2025/…

It’s sabotage at this point.

Feels like Welbeck has scored more at Old Trafford against us than he ever did in a United shirt.

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Love a title that does what it says on the tin.

The roar at 16 seconds...

You're going to want to watch this trick shot from Bakersfield Condors Quinn Hutson