"Mathee, leta hyo bag yako nikubebee mpaka Railways wewe ubebe mtoto ...."

🚨💣🗣️| Vitinha: “We are not bothered about the bad things Cristiano Ronaldo said about Ligue 1. We are Champions and enjoying the moment. What has he achieved since he left Real Madrid?” 😮👀

Many moons ago, tried to join Nairobi Road from Mombasa CBD. After 45 minutes of convoluted driving, I found myself back at Changamwe police station. I waited for Ena Coach written Migori, then I followed it all the way to Mariakani before overtaking it.

Hansi Flick named best coach of LALIGA 🏆👏

I have never seen a human resemble a rat this immaculately 😭😭😭

Guess what else is pink+white 🌸🤍

Nimeambia huyu to lose my number akanijibu hivi 😭

What I hate most about how he targets them is he makes it look like they're just plain careless. People are grieving; they gain some weight. People have stress; cortisol works in reverse and they gain weight. Women have PCOS: they gain some weight. Like it happens and it's okay.

𝟮𝟬 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 together ♾

I was trying to describe triplets to someone and I said three twins. Only one thing left to do 💔

I once dated a guy who used to watch this channel 24/7 😭💔

Me: Niongee ama nisiongeee? Kalu: Neena🤭

Kenya has only 2 direct flights to South Africa & they both take off before 8:30 a.m For your hopeless kids' sake, I hope you're an early riser you Pig.

Mnatumia nini ku repell mosquitoes, sitaki hii kitu ya moshi na kunuka vibaya. Na pia sitaki kutumia net, hebu suggest.

bring back bułłying, no one needs to be wearing cat ears and using a litter box

Some girl infected Kimani Mbugua with HIV and she is just living her best life. Saddest story ever.

🚨 Bruno confirms exclusive story on rejecting Al Hilal: “The president called me, I’ve rejected”. “I spoke to Amorim. He asked me not to go. Manchester United didn’t want to sell me. And they don’t need the money. But if I had wanted to leave, they would have made it happen”.

Our skipper 🫡 ❤️ Bruno Fernandes #MUFC

Hii dark humor niliweka last time watu wakanigeuzia ni kama silipangi taxes and I’ve never been vocal against our common finyist. Good luck kujitetea, jokes dark huku ziliisha June 2024. 😂

Hanifa leo amerukia topic yenye she has 0 knowledge on with the usual emotions kama fala akaambiwa kama hapendi facts aweke maandamano..I felt good good .