How is being thirsty neurodivergent. What does anything mean anymore

The problem with memes like this is it makes ugly dudes think they’re cool

Who am I supposed to fight then

I see a tweet like “I wanna say something” go viral every day. Or sometimes it’s “can I say something” or “I can’t say what I thought.” I love it every time. I always know what they’re talking about. I never scroll through the replies to see what the hell’s going on

It’s funny because Trump is acting exactly like a guy who forgot he was on the list until he saw it. Like he got his islands all mixed up. What a senior moment!

Every good slasher has this score

I did Last Comic Standing in 2015 and Roseanne told me I sucked. I told my friend who practices voodoo and he tried to put a hex on her but missed and hit the whole world. The past 10 years are my fault and I apologize

At least the can says soda. It even says coke sometimes. It never said pop and half the country just hallucinated??

Everybody just gonna pretend that’s not Michael Cera

I will NEVER abandon my favorite politician no matter how many bad things they say and do. Even though we’ll never meet and they don’t benefit me in any way. It’s what loyalty’s all about

Everyone who drinks shouldn’t and everyone who doesn’t drink should

If drakes next album is really called iceman Kendrick is gonna have a 9 minute diss track with a line like “boom bop sheesh don’t reward the deporter in chief”

Spider-Man 2 is pretty good

Big cosmos is TOO quiet. It goes straight to the top

Welcome back to 3 bros and a ho we're here with vladimir putin talking about the coldplay kiss cam

You're not an adult until you realize 90% of people are mentally ill

Wait til you hear about death

Can't believe hawk tua was 9 years ago