This first Day of the Sun after the first full moon after the spring equinox, I think it behooves us all to ask, "Who, exactly, is Jesus saving us from, again?"

The Abrahamic mind virus is possibly the worst thing to ever happen to humanity as a whole. It's all irrational nonsense, but if I HAD to rank them in terms of harm, I might go Islam, Christianity, Judaism. Rastafarian is part and parcel but it's mostly harmless.

There needs to be a term for the phenomenon of women who have no physical interest in a guy, but are perfectly willing to go on a date with him just to get a free meal. I'm going to go with "foody call".

Somebody stole an olive tree seedling from a neighbour's garden. The police are now investigating, and even knocked on my door to ask questions. This is how seriously Japan takes even minor crime!

It's time to step back from "vibe coding" a bit, and realize we can create a true 4th gen natural programming language. Use AI to remove the pedantry of traditional languages, and do more of the grunt work, but something more structured than "write a shooter game, oh fix that".

Inflation has been so out of control, for so long, that your nation's paper money is almost certainly heavier, and definitely more bulky, than the equivalent value in gold. Gold is now the lighter, more compact alternative to paper money!

If you can't parody everyone right up to the head of state, you don't have free speech. If mere words land you in trouble, you don't have free speech. If you feel the need to self censor or invent ridiculous pseudonyms like "unalive" you don't have free speech.

If Neutron works we have the only real competitor to SpaceX in the medium heavy launch category. Sorry Blue Origin, Virgin Galactic, Boeing, and everyone else who spent 20 years spinning their wheels. You lose.

If you ever want your ego to be utterly obliviated and accept that you're the least attractive person in the world, just upload some pics to photofeeler.com But apparently grinning vapidly while playing with a dog will get me a high rating...

Wait, how the hell does Andrew Tate still have 10 million followers?!? The guy is Dan Bilzerian 2.0, and in this case the sequel is worse than the original.

For those who watched - to me, this did not look good. It looks like something was leaking there for quite a while, and gets progressively worse until the engines are shut off. Or it's just me and there's an explanation?

I'm going to call it - NASA is officially cooked. Artemis 3 is never going to happen. The last time NASA achieved anything regarding manned space-flight was the Shuttle, over 4 decades ago. Their track record is so bad at this point it's not even laughable. So much wasted time...

Social media algorithms have corrupted everything. You make more posting shit regularly than gold occasionally.

I feel the US could solve a lot of its problems if they'd just elect someone under 65 next time. Goes for the rest of congress too.

No way. This got over 5 million votes and "yes" was in fact just over 80%.

Elon Musk stepfanie tyler Thank you Elon. And please don't forget, despite all the discouraging things... your purchase of X might be the most pivotal decision in modern times. And, remember, you matter. Thank you.

I could easily envision this. Scary!