what they dont tell you is that guys actually hate it when you match with them on a dating app and then message them

this split screen scene made me scream the whole time, i loved it so much

If leftists will only vote for a good candidate, but liberals will vote blue no matter who, then Democrats should simply pick a blue candidate who is good and receive both votes.

invited my friend + their partner to dinner and I'm punishing them for being together by sitting on the booth side of the table while they get chairs >:)

just saw a guy on sniffies who had in his bio "yucks: being too nice" i think you might just need therapy

me and my cat while i'm holding her against her will

guy tapped me on grindr, i sent him a message and he didnt reply LMAO what are we doing!!!!!

EDGE CHRONICLES MENTIONED 🎉 🎉 🎉 I have all the books, i really need to go back and read them in order!

Monkey

So many corsets are coming down the runway and so many of them lack a curve. Corset look, but no corset function. A boned rectangle.

should i just start blocking blue checks bc im annoyed by all their little stories

chub4twink is better hehe

im sat tbh

shane doesn't assume things, nothing is real to him until it's said out loud

lrt this is how i know the peer-reviewed autism diagnosis is real bc i do the same thing lol