would’ve started saving money in kindergarten if I knew life was gone be like this

texas really just lost to the worst OU team we’ve had in years

thinking about how there’s people that workout at 5am

what do u possibly ask for christmas at 25. like bro i want a house

Relatable

why is everyone talking about the 14th of february ??? what’s going on

Taylor Swift gave me a 13 year gap to find someone to date when she re released Love Story and I failed 🤪

I know the birds that flew south for winter mad as hell right now.

"i dOn'T LiKe suBTitlEs" if you can't read fast baby just say that

Harry should take Meghan’s last name

Love is spelled C O S M I C B R O W N I E S

Benadryl really said “you can’t sneeze if you’re unconscious”

some people think america’s favorite past time is baseball, but i believe it’s watching university of texas lose at literally anything

Only ☝️ #BoomerSooner

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Be still, my heart