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Why are all men from NJ 5’8

Really need to do a quick shoutout to the lofi girl, without her I would absolutely not get any work done. The real mvp

Running on less than 5 hours sleep and my whole family is about to come over

Having a doctor be dismissive of you sucks but I feel a personal attack when a female doctor dismisses my concerns about my reproductive health like … why are you like this

Am I the first ever rosemary allergy in the world? Am I the drama?

Made collages at work and mine is definitely giving mandatory 72 hour hold vibes

It’s “I like your tats ma” season

behind every hot girl there’s a deep history with tumblr

It’s the first day of Pride Month so here’s a reminder that the B in LGBTQ+ stands for Bisexual not “I wanna have a threesome with you”

Sometimes I wonder why my back hurts so much and then I remember that my dog literally sneaks into my bed in the middle of the night and I wake up to shit like this

This is really bad news for drunk me …

I watched the Duggar documentary and I feel like I need to take multiple showers. That show always made me uneasy but damn

Do they make Father’s Day cards for the men in your life who are just alright? Not every dad is the best dad… let’s get some average guy cards

Every time I see a photo of this missing submarine all I can see is a giant FleshLight I’m sorry

Why is bridal makeup always so heavily white around the eyes? They say it helps with photos but I think it just looks… bad?

Quick question for Tj Maxx: Who is buying this?