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Whatevs.

Just spent under $40 for two beers and two hot dogs in DC. Would’ve cost my rent back in LA. NOTICING. 🤔

*hits Harlem Shake while tweeting* Bow Wow really got a Top 5 all time Neptunes beat with “Take Me Home”. 🖖🏾❤️

Big Pun’s “I study judo, judon’t know that I got a gun” from 100% always makes me chuckle. 😂 However you shouldn’t rap it when you hear the instrumental in a public space. 🥴 My bad Care First! 😂

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NAOMI IS PREGNANT! MOTHER IS MOTHER! #WWERAW

And Stephanie called her TRINITY! Yeah Naomi PREGNANT pregnant. Congrats on the newest member of The Bloodline. ☝🏾 #WWERAW

LMAAAAAAAAO “you deserve it!” chants at Naomi’s PREGNANCY. I love professional wrestling. #WWERAW

Me, watching Rich Eisen hosting SportsCenter:

The classic SportsCenter theme with that jazzy saxophone plus graphics for Rich Eisen! 🥺

I hope ESPN brass are reading what it means to see Rich Eisen host SportsCenter with the classic theme. When ESPN used to be THE absolute juggernaut of entertainment and sports and not whatever this bullshit is of screaming takes and ADHD programming now.

Instantly heard my parents telling me to turn the TV off and go to bed after hearing this classic jazzy saxophone SportsCenter theme. 🥺 Of course I only turned the volume down. 😂

Stuart Scott. 🥺

Rich Eisen still has his fast ball. 27 outs. Perfect SportsCenter. 🤌🏾👏🏾

Whew.

New LinkedIn banner.

This is the greatest thing I have ever translated. CMLL had a crooked referee named “Suspenders” and AAA has his son who is a crooked referee, “Son Of Suspenders”. 😂. LUCHA LIBRE IS THE BEST!