👶 Shawn Mendes

Baby Laura Marano 🎭

Us putting on a concert in our bedroom at 2 AM 🎤 ✨ Shawn Mendes | Saturday Night Live - SNL

Sitting in a dry bathtub watching TikToks.

hola ayoooo👀 Jason Jason Cage 😬😁, Jason thank you for playing #BTS_Butter on your show 방탄소년단 on MIX 96.5, excuse me Jason would you please play again #Butter before 7pm? or #PermissiontoDance 😮 I am ready🔥🙇🏻‍♀️

App idea. FakeBank. It’s just an app that looks like your bank balance but you can enter whatever to make yourself feel better about your life choices.

What do you need right now?

You ever get chased by a police dog?

Light travels faster than sound.. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

There are just humans up in space in a big metal thing just flying around the earth all day, right now, and we’re all just going about our day going to Kroger. WILD

Honestly, the main thing I hate about being a milinial? Spelling it.

I’m at Target, where are the NFTs?

This is my monthly post to let you know that eventually, your butt will look like your mom's butt.

Will Smith’s at my door, should I open it? 😧

Anyone remember when Four Loko original recipe was our biggest problem?

Decided to lose my check mark on here. What should I say to get it banned you think?

Sitting here giggling at the word tetanus.

Sometimes I stop and think…sometimes.

🎶 It’s me, a pipe, I’m the problem I’m freezed 🎶

They should have called long #covid, ForeverCovid21