this one's surprisingly well-done

cop pulls me over and asks for license and registration. i open my glove box and a small grey alien hops out. "what the hell is that thing?" the officer asks. "i don't know," i tell him. "i straight up have no idea"

Tw// throwing it on the ground - - - - - - - - - - So my so called "girlfriend" just handed me her cell phone said its my dad... uh thats not my dad that's a cell phone

ARMY OF DARKNESS (1992, Sam Raimi)

CHOPPING MALL (1986)

In 2009 we had Vampire Weekend, Justice, MGMT, and MIA….now there’s no weekend, no justice, and MGMT is MIA….makes u think

you don't get to act as judge judy and executioner

Bonerific

(“Losing My Religion”) that’s Lisa and Homer / that’s Maggie and Bart, Marge, Santa’s Little Helper

Peter Griffin is a good friend because he remembers everything. "This reminds me of the time..." He is always reminiscing, every day of his life means something to him and he shares this with whoever will listen

Bedtime dot com. I just made an account and confirmed my email address and you gotta know I’m logging in

Family Guy Finale

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Sneakers

It's time to stuff

They call the song Don’t Fear The Reaper but then they go and add that scary part in the middle

Fat Talking Heads be like This Must Be The Plate