How Twitter users look at everyone when Instagram is down

“I was born and raised in Haddonfield, this is my town.” #RHOBH

Have you ever had a Krispy Kreme?

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sarah paulson we know it’s you

Just want to share before it’s deleted

so we all live the same lives?

gay people WILL stan someone who came sixth in a TV talent contest 14 years ago

Every “gifts for him” list was written by someone who last met a man in 2005 and even then it was a brief meeting.

streets are saying they gave Ghislaine a bob

BREAKING: Boris Johnson denies hosting quiz at No 10, as it was actually an emergency Cobra meeting to determine which Irish singer-songwriter released the 1990 hit single ‘Nothing Compares 2 U’.

Remember when Sonja was washing her underwear in a bidet filled with soap and water, trying to decide which pair was the sexiest for a “Netflix and chill” date? 😂 She really is the gift that keeps on giving #RHONY

people DIED (literally & figuratively)

this is why I just can’t quit Sutton #RHOBH

We all know who should be the new PM

sorry but this is very funny bc Macbeth's first scene in MACBETH is literally him and Banquo asking the witches their pronouns

is “consultant” a fake job

Jessel visiting Erin in Tribeca