I know I don’t cook but how can I try and boil rice then realize I don’t even have salt in my house 😔

Ok I’m ready to travel again

Why couldn’t I be a trust fund baby? Why can’t I just get an allowance just to exist? 😩

If it’s majority men agreeing with you, you’ve said something VERY wayward 💀

wahala

Life is short guys. An opportunity cost of staying in a loveless marriage is finding someone else.

I actually crack myself up because why did I just find this in my email from 2014?!

If not me then who?

Not to be too woke but do you guys have any identities outside of the ones you’re hoping your future boyfriends will create for you? This is pathetic.

How is it already time to pay salaries?

It’s 50k bro. Pay him

Guys I’m tired

Thank you. All of a sudden feminist theory comes out when a woman does it. A man does and it’s awwwwwww. “God when”

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Any time you wake up is your morning

Black mirror episode but it’s all your “before” pictures in your gym clothes getting uploaded to your instagram

Thank you Jesus

Why would I get so randomly ill today??? Like no signs??

Adieu Papa