Nobody: Me at 2AM:

I’m about to get my daddy to buy one of these flights. I don’t know who tf I thought I was planning this shit

I can guarantee the dogs were the first ones allowed from this list

Trump said if elected he would end all wars in 24 hours and instead he bombs Iran and starts WWIII. I would like to offer my heartfelt “fuck you” to everyone who voted for this and everyone who sat this election out claiming “both sides are the same.”

Donald Trump’s first 5 months back in office: – Pardoned January 6th rioters – Tanked the economy with reckless tariffs – Dismantled key government programs – Unleashed ICE to terrorize immigrant communities – Bombed Iran And it’s only been five months…

Millennials going through yet another once in a lifetime event

but women are too emotional right

you four days ago

this is exactly why relationships ended over voting for this man … and why it was always “that deep”

How? Lmfaooooo

If you voted for Trump I hate you. I hate your guts. You’re the reason for all of this.

About 20% of the worlds oil moves through the Strait of Hormuz, and Iran has threatened to “shut it down” if we got involved. If we lose the Straight, prices will skyrocket and the economy is cooked.

He agreed to an infidelity clause then cheated, that’s his fault

most definitely and we thank God always for this

Don’t call me cheap, but Whole Foods is expensive for no reason

Praying I don’t mishandle the things I’ve prayed for.

You’re the first VP to deport a 4-year-old American battling cancer. But go on.

Im about to body shame

Bc my apt complex does