🚨WEATHER UPDATE🚨We’re open! Regular Hours. Regular Happy Hour. Here for all you music and cocktail needs. 🖤♣️ #cashonly #oldestbarinmiami #bourdainapproved #asunnyplaceforshadypeople #comeoninthebeeriscold #divebarsmaketheworldgoround

Deadpool Jr. He’s gunning for your job Ryan Reynolds

Anyone else have a spouse/significant other/partner/companion etc that waits until 8 hours before their morning flight to pack?!? Why am I running around like a crazy getting their stuff together whilst they leisurely channel surf?!? I’m not even going on this trip!

Lung distance: Chain-smoking grandpa runs marathon in 3.5 hours trib.al/ZghDvnk

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💥 19 November 1996 💥

Basel is upon us!!! We’ve collab’ed w/ tattoo artist @rlen_tat2 on this limited edition poster! 50 numbered prints available! Who’ll get here first? 🖤♣️ #cashonly #oldestbarinmiami #bourdainapproved #asunnyplaceforshadypeople #comeoninthebeeriscold #divebarsmaketheworldgoround

Sometimes I question all my life choices, but you know what I never questioned, whipped butter,

Crazy times we live in. We’ve had more Covid scares at my kids school than LICE scares. Covid-7 Lice-1

Happy Hour with Jack! 🖤♣️ #cashonly #oldestbarinmiami #bourdainapproved #asunnyplaceforshadypeople #comeoninthebeeriscold #divebarsmaketheworldgoround

I’ll take one of each please and thank w

Where my drummers at?!?

In honor of 305 day we’re dropping a limited edition one run only homage to our City shirt. 100 shirts. $30.05. In bar only. 🖤♣️ #cashonly #oldestbarinmiami #bourdainapproved #asunnyplaceforshadypeople #comeoninthebeeriscold #divebarsmaketheworldgoround #305tilidie #305day

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MAY THE ALGORITHM BRING ME BACK FOR THE ANSWER

I feel seen

Dear Target I will always love you, even when it’s a Saturday afternoon and there’s 2 self check outs down and only 2 human cashiers but man I really don’t like you right now. #bringbackreallifecashiers

In 2011 and 12 Years Ago, #SouthBeachTow premiered on truTV on this day and still hoping they get a Revival RT and Like if you love and miss this show. (Bernice, Christie Ashenoff, #RobertAshenoffJr, #JMoney, #EddieDelBusto, Dave Kosgrove, Davy Desoto, jlo)

Happy anniversary ♥️🎉

Hey Quest fans, Bernice and Christie Ashenoff have a special message for you! Check out their video below and don't miss 'South Beach Tow' weeknights at 7pm est on Quest.