Hold up they don't love you like I love you. Back up they don't love you like I love you. Step down they don't love you like I love you.

House sitting for a week = no cable or wifi 🙄

This mornin @ the gym I found a penny heads up under the smith machine & was told I looked like a body builder. Solid start to the week.

There's just something about men in football pants 😏

Yet again a six year tradition of watching this man play football on Saturday night continues. I… instagram.com/p/BGiUZZGwj-V/

Got em 😈

Hotel room booked and tickets bought. Can't wait for Friday!

Apparently telling a cop you have a few chopped up dead bodies in the back seat will get you out of a speeding ticket. 🙈💀🚔🚨

I really need to start doing more for myself.

#thankyou 🙏🏼🙌🏼💙

#happyhumpday ✨

RT If You Can Squat 300lbs+ 💪 #UnderRecruited

"They have a new thing now, erber or something like that" - older lady at the table sitting next to me ❤️👵🏼

I just wanted you to know, you deserve the best...

Naps anywhere I go 🤗 x.com/sodamnaddictin…