No Celine …

My partner (Lord) Paul Alexander Boyd wrote a show with #supollard that hits the #Westend SEPTEMBER 22nd (our wedding anniversary) 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈 Sell it out so it’s worth him leaving me own !!!! #comedy #legend ticketing.nimaxtheatres.com/tickets/series…

Why is iTunes saying I’m No longer in the county or region to play certain songs … I haven’t gone anywhere ?!?!

When it’s just turned June and you’re thinking about Christmas work …. Yeah … #actors

Breeders on the tube … ofcourse the world revolves around you. Why wouldn’t it? 🙄

If this is the daily response to Eva Peron being a publicly accessible figure for the west end run of Evita… then it is a work of art and historically accurate perfection from Jamie Lloyd … and that is how I view it. I would love to see Rachel Zegler sing it.

Eating an apple on the tube… I hope your end is painful and I hope I’m watching

My train isn’t going because they are “waiting for a staff member” … er unless it’s the driver … leave

I’ve met my nemesis… a deliberate performative loud eater. I have imagine the skin being peeled from his body and fed to him. How he has friends and a partner I will never know. He also sucks beverages … I repeat … SUCKS BEVERAGES

After a long body confidence stint .., the dysmorphia is back … ugh

When you’re too tired to moved but the person next to you eats like a sodding caveman … on a daily basis.

I am in a train station … and his eating is so audible … granola and yoghurt …. Repulsive person …

Interestingly …. If I don’t ask a question… we will sit in silence. The older I get …. The less I care

UK TRAINS ARE AWFUL … utterly awful

Why do young people talk On speaker phone settings? It’s not even nice to listen to for them.

Seen a lot of people bemoaning American actors pay… Just remember … the fee is before 50% tax 30% management And general expense 20 million… is actually … around 3.5 - 4 million (estimation) the money is good don’t get me wrong but… not 20 million x good day x

New #puppetry Reel !!! I have had the best time with these legends!! #actor

Who’s going me at #supollard #stillfullycharged … Nimax Theatres #duchesstheatre tomorrow night?! supollardlive.com 👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼 #comedy #legend #westend #onenightonly #icon #theatre

Not with your eyes… with theirs 🥺