I have a gaydar but instead of detecting gays I am able to identify SMU business bros through what I can only assume to be echolocation

Do u know that feeling when ur SO asks you to cut their hair despite your clear warning that you’d be awful at it but they insist so you give it a go and end up having to shave their end and u almost start crying? Lol yeah me neither

I have been in Toronto for approx 30 minutes and am already lost

James takes so many gd selfies in my apartment elevator that the people of instagram probably thinks he lives here

Check ur email James

When there’s a puzzle inside ur kinder surprise egg <

I now have to say that my friend Grace is both the funniest person I know and also the best crocheter I know, pls don’t pick up a hobby @_gracetompkins the list is getting long

Me @ my alarm on Monday mornings: x.com/chalametvids/s…

Recreating the 2013 film Her with ChatGPT

The restaurant I’m in just randomly starting blasting Ribs by Lorde

This tragedy hardly made the news, yet a missing submersible with 5 folks who went to explore the wreckage of the Titanic is front & center on all major channels and publications.

Jennifer Lawrence is the Lady Gaga of acting

Spent most of the day thinking it was a Friday 🫢😞😭

I got Victoria, BC as my Spotify Wrapped location, dttc

i love that people wake up and think mmm can’t wait to ride a scooter like a maniac on the sidewalks today

When someone steals ur star in Mario Party