Just been for a walk in Everton Park there Mayor Anderson any chance you could get the lads out to it? It’s by the rock bit.

Old disused nightclub. Just looking for Cilla @Coldwar_Steve

The look after his first parkrun 🌳 at CroxtethHall parkrun that says to me he wanted to do another few laps.

In work and seeing this shite on the wall. Strengthens the defiance. Scouse not English.

Jeremy Corbyn runs the Tory party

From a time before Noel Gallagher identified as Margaret Thatcher.

As you were

Summer is here and Mohamed Salah flag is back out. Up the reds.

Their heads have fell off.

What gammon think they look like going to vote versus the reality.

European Cup > treble.

Okay, third time lucky: wrote about the weird phenomenon of baby boomers who thought they literally fought the war, and how society, even more weirdly, enables it. RIP my mentions newstatesman.com/politics/stagg…

Stop sexualising war you bad weirdos.

It’s hard to spot the problem when your head is in the sand.

Some strange looking woman has just walked in the Asda with a closed hand bag. I strangled her and threw her out. You can never be too careful these days. #MARKFIELDMP

Imagine the fume from the gammon defending that #MarkFielduk if it was a video of a Muslim grabbing a woman like that.

“How to kiss women” #MarkField edition. @MarkFieldUK

What is it exactly that the gammon have got against Stormzy?

It's mad how many angry gammon there are on twitter because of Pride. It's like they're in the closet or something.