⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝙃𝙖𝙡𝙛-𝘼𝙨𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙃𝙖𝙡𝙛-𝘼𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙧 ⠀ 𝐂𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭-𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐄-𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 ⠀ ⠀ 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

❝ I’m like, a guy, you dumbass. These breasts? Yeah. They’re 𝐅𝐀𝐊𝐄. ❞ ᅠㅤ ᅠㅤ ⊹ ❛ ⊹ ✛ ⊹ ♥ ⊹ ✛ ⊹ ❜ ⊹ — ☛ Hung top/faux sub. — ☛ Gynesexual. — ☛ Raunchy &&. Crude. ⊹ ❛ ⊹ ✛ ⊹ ♥ ⊹ ✛ ⊹ ❜ ⊹ ᅠㅤ ᅠㅤ #LewdRP | #MVRP | #NSFWRP

【 " 𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘢 𝙇𝙊𝙏 𝘿𝙐𝙈𝘽𝙀𝙍 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠 . . . . . . 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘢 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘽𝙊𝙉𝙉𝙀'𝙎. " 】 𝐀𝐈𝐑 𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐄.

ᅠ ᅠ 𝘜𝘳 𝘍𝘢𝘷 𝘚𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘳 𝘐𝘴 𝘔𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘈 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬𝑩𝑨𝑪𝑲 .ᐟ ᅠ ᅠ

She’s about to smack you with a comically large Ultra Sword.

please save her from the corner of emiru's room.

Some things aren’t so easy to suck up …

Your favorite color? Pink. Your favorite game series? Kirby.

The cake consumption has nothing to do with it, she's actually just built like that.

… Making a cute and appealing family-friendly character?

Bottom tier in Smash, bottom heavy body.

Because Kirby is very cute.

Infinite power.

having Kirby merch makes women 10x more attracted to you.

You want to get “𝗜𝗡𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗗” by her??? But that’s for the bad guys!