They’re sweating before the grand jury has even convened.

Whatever random thing makes headlines this week that I didn’t care about until tomorrow and don’t really understand will cause me fits of hyperventilating panic and surely, this time, be the final straw for the Trump presidency and perhaps America as we know it. Happy Monday.

If you knew how every complaint you voice trains your brain to hunt for more things to complain about, then you would bite your tongue until it bled before speaking another grievance, you'd realize bitching is voluntary brain damage

“Your universe has no meaning to them. They will not try to understand. They will be tired, they will be cold, they will make a fire with your beautiful oak door.”

Day 1: help foreigners break our laws Quiet part out loud as they say

I don’t know who needs to hear this but it’s not authoritarianism when the federal government does stuff that’s defined in the constitution.

You know what they call someone who wants to be able to walk thru their own city without constant risk of grievous bodily harm? A bigot.

95% of my timeline is right leaning influencers eating each other alive. I guess libertarians did rub off on them after all.

This is the face of the longhouse

Epic level clown world

"We" are not cooked The weakest surplus biomass is cooked

I’m convinced that America spreads democracy as a form of sabotage. A streamlined authoritarian state would become too powerful—better to neuter every possible competitor by forcing them to adopt a dysfunctional, disorganized form of govt.

whats it called when im right wing but not conservative? like i want controlled immigration but im fine with degeneracy and im not really religious🤣

Hey Adam, what's that about classified leaks you were saying?

There's a solution.

Check out those biceps!

Every public space that is destroyed is a loss in chance encounters, a reduction in our “serendipity surface area.” That dead mall could have been where you met someone important. That trashed park, those shuttered bars… so many good friends, mentors, lovers never found…

I know it sounds crazy but arresting criminals reduces crime

what if the real fed was the phones we used along the way...

Good morning to everyone except for Adam Schiff. I hope he's absolutely miserable and terrified.